* Welcome to the dog's den!

* [You hear a deep masculine voice welcome you]

* [You think about if dogs can talk... especially with a voice like that?]

hihiiiuui

* Oh hello! I didn't see you there
* ... the dog? There's no dogs here buddy (please don't bark ohmygod-)
* -only a collection of my interests!

[Redirects to interests]
* Oh ... um. Alright.

[Redirects to a short introduction]
* There's a dog behind you...